A few recent gems:
Charlotte, while I was looking for new socks at Target, "Mommy, look at all the huge panties!" Repeated several times while I endured funny looks from fellow customers.
Also TODAY, December 30, in Target, "But Mommy, I didn't get to ask Santa anything for Christmas! Santa didn't bring toys for the boys and girls. I need more toys! It is still Christmas!" Ensue tears as I explain to other customers that she is simply going through withdrawal.
This comment made Fred worry, "Mommy, when I grow bigger and bigger, I can't live here anymore. I will have to live with something like a boy."
And sometimes, the funny things come out of my mouth, and not Charlotte's.
"Charlotte, get your naked bottom OFF of the Baby Jesus! We don't treat the Baby Jesus that way!"
Oh, the things you never imagined you'd have to say.
Frederick doesn't say much of anything yet, though he has fully mastered pointing and grunting at whatever he wants. And rolling across the floor in a full tantrum when you don't let him have whichever choking hazard/dangerous item he has his eye on. Good times!
3 comments:
I'm am laughing SOOOOOOO hard right now, E!!! Holy cow! Thanks for the giggle...you seriously need to post those comments on Facebook for a larger audience!!! LOL!!!!!!!
LOL!!!!
In Charlotte's defense, Target does sell some really HUGE panties!
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. These posts really do make me feel better about some of the situations Andrew tempts me into.
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